For folk with valour in their hearts...

[vibratinglemon]

WANTED!
For a musical adventure into the unknown….
For 3 minute songs, epic jams, gigs, knees ups and drinking….

GUITARIST, SINGER, BASS, DRUMS,
TAMBOURINES, MOUTH ORGAN, ACCORDION ETC. ETC. ETC.

INFLUENCES…
THE LIBERTINES THE CORAL CHAS ‘N’ DAVE BRITISH SEA POWER
RAMONES THE CLASH SEX PISTOLS MC5 B.R.M.C.
SUPERGRASS THE BEATLES CAESARS THE STROKES
SMALL FACES THE WANNADIES CHUCK BERRY THE DATSUNS
SEA SHANTIES ALL 70’S FUNK SKA WHITE STRIPES REZILLOS VELVET UNDERGROUND IRISH JIGS THE UNION JACK CUPS OF TEA JACK DANIELS BRIGHT COLOURS SPACED CAMDEN MAGIC ROUNDABOUT ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES DISNEY MUSIC STAR WARS

YOU MUST BE WANTING….
GIGGING A.S.A.P.!
SEA SHANTIES, PUBS, SING ALONGS, RIPPED JEANS, FEEDBACK, UP-TEMPO,
BROKEN AMPS, TAMBOURINES, MOUTH ORGANS, STRAW HATS,
LOW SLUNG, BOOZE, GOOD OL’ DIRTY ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!
CREATIVITY, GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR, ATTITUDE, AMBITION, COMMITMENT,
ENTHUSIASM AND DRINKING ABILITY – IMPORTANT!
NO MISERABLE SO AND SO’S, AMERICAN WANNABES, NU-METALLERS, DEPRESSIVES OR KNOW ALLS!
MONEY, IMAGE - NOT IMPORTANT
DEATH METALLERS WELCOME – I LOVE SATYRICON, RAGING SPEEDHORN AND RAMMSTEIN.

RING / TEXT ‘DUKE’ (GUITARIST - SONGWRITER) ON 07815485313

[monkeh]

Well it needs to be said....

[clarkuss]

well it actually didn't really need to be said at all...

[vibratinglemon]

Monkeh, before I crush you into submission using words letters and pictures from 1 website that uses hilarious humour to make you laugh, do you have anything to say or are you too uncreative to do anything for yourself, you feeble minded BEAUTIFUL person?

*chirtle chortle churtle*

Explain 'gay thread' please?

Mike x